Any Port in a Penguin

Fishie Fishie Embedded Edition

The world is full of amazing people. Harnessing the powers of tenacity and science, these people accomplish astonishing things. W.P. Van Paassen is one such person. Working unaided in the vast wasteland of the arctic tundra, W.P. braves the beasts of loneliness and polar bears to follow his passion: The study of penguins and their applicability as a gaming platform. Yestermorn I recieved a package from W.P, which I opened with great haste and ineptitude. I’ve never been good with ribbon. String aside, I tore open the package and poured the contents upon my humble floor. I blinked. I blinked again. Could my eyes be lying? No, it was true. He’d done it! The mad crazy fool had done it! He’d sent me a CD filled with gibberish that didn’t run on my Windows based computer.

Perhaps you can help me, dear reader. If you’re a penguinphile with an interest in videogames, I ask that you investigate the files marked “Linux” on my games page. Perhaps, together, we can solve this mystery.

<3 Farbs